AI-powered ego check

Your profile.
Our problem.
Get roasted.

Paste a URL or upload a screenshot. Get a roast in 10 seconds, a cringe score out of 100, and a card your group chat will not let you forget.

LinkedIn ambition. Creator energy. Dating-app lore.

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CringeMeter hero
Big main-character energy?
There’s a score for that.
/100

New here? So are we.
Here’s the deal.

Built for a 10-second roast

AI opinion, not your worth

Roast yourself. Dare your friends.

From oversharing to self-awareness

Take the hit.
Then make it better.

For job seekers, creators, and daters who can take a joke—and want a profile that actually lands.

Sample roast card01 / The reality check

CRINGEMETER

87/100

“Your bio has more buzzwords than a startup pitch deck.”

Illustrative result. Your profile gets its own score, roast, and screenshot-ready card.

01 / SUBMIT

Drop the profile. Not a whole essay.

Paste your profile URL or upload a screenshot. Let the AI find the humblebrags, tired hooks, and bio clichés.

02 / SHARE

Give the group chat ammunition.

Every roast becomes a branded card. Screenshot it, post it, and tag a friend to take their turn. The weekly leaderboard tracks the worst—and the most improved.

03 / UPGRADE

Keep the personality. Lose the cringe.

The paid tier rewrites your page and compares your before-and-after scores. Less embarrassment. A sharper first impression.

Explore the upgrade

Choose your next move

For the laugh.
Or the glow-up.

Get your reality check, then choose the paid rewrite tier when you’re ready to improve. Current plans and prices are below.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
Get Started

Your ego will recover

Be brave. Get a number.

You’ve reread that bio enough. Let CringeMeter say what your friends are thinking.

Roast my profile